Not trying to spoil anything, but there’s this scene where Dakota Johnson and Chris Evans are sitting watching a wedding, and it’s just so incredibly beautiful. You’ll know it when you see it.
We need more straight men in New York is a crazy thing to say to Pedro Pascal.
There's no way people are this insane about fucking height.
Way less sexual tension between Chris and Pedro than I was hoping 😓
<blockquote>"Am I still an unicorn?"</blockquote>
Is it a little predictable? Sure. Is the main star a little annoying at times with the "you don't want me, I am not love material"? Yes. But at the same time all three main characters are interesting and I really like that this movie doesn't have the modern gray Netflix look that is so popular now.
Dakota's acting in this movie reminds me of a beige-colored wall. No matter how long you look, you can't find anything interesting or any glimpse of energy. But that's not even the worst part of the movie.
Now imagine looking at a whole temple made of beige-colored walls, beige-colored furniture and beige-colored accessories. That's the movie. A straight line. Even Pedro and Chris couldn't help this movie. There is no color, there is no plot, there is nothing interesting. It's probably the blandest thing I've seen in my entire life.
Which makes me quite certain that the "writer" has been using AI tools to write this.
Especially the dialogues reek of AI-generated (slop) responses to a vague prompt by an inexperienced 12-year old wannabe author. If there's one redeeming quality, it's Zoe Winters' acting.
I would've had more fun looking at a never-ending loading screen on a computer.