Jailtime for whoever wrote the screenplay. I’m not even exaggerating. This might genuinely be the worst film I’ve seen in recent years. Not a single thing is salvageable here. A complete masterclass in disaster filmmaking. The makers genuinely cannot put together one coherent scene. Not one. Every transition feels random. I honestly cannot believe how this got greenlit in the first place, and then somehow convinced people to throw 400–500Cr at it. This isn’t even bad in an ambitious way. It’s not even good on paper. It feels like a first draft that accidentally went straight to production. Why are so many people involved in this project? Why does this movie even exist? It’s irritating from the first frame till the last, relentlessly unbearable, aggressively cringe, and completely devoid of a single redeeming quality. I kid you not, even if you’re someone who barely reacts while watching movies, you’ll end up saying “WTF is happening here?” at least 5–7 times in the first hour itself. This is just bad. Clueless, exhausting bad. A cinematic headache that keeps finding new ways to embarrass itself. Avoid like your life depends on it.