"August 2008. The conditions are perfect: his eyes are open, his mouth is open, his tummy is rumbling. Here he comes... weaving low - then rearing up and striking again and again like an unattended hose. Funny! Funny! Funny! Your clothes are soaked! Your picnic is ruined! But you are too busy laughing to care! And now your wallet is gone." Dan Antopolski's Penetrating Gaze is the standup show that... see more