Today it's cucumbers; tomorrow, eggplant. Vegetables are so good for your body!
At the "International Onanie Academy," the academy's principal, Ida, was giving a lecture on masturbation to several women. As soon as the lecture ended, the "Confessions of Pleasure Experiences" began, with attendees confessing their own masturbation experiences. There was the story of a woman who learned to masturbate by riding her bicycle to school during her high school days. Another woman, troubled by her husband's premature ejaculation, eventually began using
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