1h 33m

Water... the most dangerous of the elements. Except for fire. Or earth, if you happen to get caught in a landslide. Then, there's air, too. Remember that Gary Larson cartoon where some poor bastard is skydiving, pulls the ripcord and a grand piano comes out instead of a parachute? And let's not forget lightning. Actually, lightning might not be one of the elements. Let me check on Wikipedia and ge... Read more

1h 59m

Continuing in the fine tradition of aftermarket sci-fi Series accessories, Rifftrax Presents is proud once again to jump into the fan-licious world of Star Trek Phase II – or Star Trek New Voyages, which appears to be the series’ maiden name. It’s the amazing all-volunteer fan-created continuation of Star Trek, the Original Series but has better sound, cornier corn, pointier Vulcans, paunchier pau... Read more

1h 30m

Ladies and gentlemen, the Future has been pushing us all around long enough. We here at RiffTrax think it's high time we fight it! And who better to join our battle against That Which Is To Come than two maladjusted, mumbling FBI agents from a cancelled TV show? Yes, in anticipation of this summer's decade-later sequel, RiffTrax Presents takes on this first X-Files movie... which evidently had ... Read more

1h 19m

Stop anybody on the street and ask them what their favourite Paris Hilton movie is, and chances are they'll say: “Is this a real survey? Why don't you have a pen or a clipboard? Oh my God, are you mugging me? Please, take everything, just don't hurt me!” Or they might, just might reply: “House of Wax”. I'm pretty certain Vincent Price is dead, so I can say with tolerable confidence that this re... Read more

1h 17m

Rifftrax is boldly going where no Rifftrax has gone before, and it’s not just a hokey cliché, we really mean it! Rifftrax Presents veteran riffers Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy, beaning on (or is it “beaming?” I can never remember) the most ambitious exercise in fan fiction since that really good Civil War reenactment! These are sumptuously produced “new episodes” of the original Star Trek series,... Read more

1h 13m

Not since Beckett’s immortal Waiting for Godot has the drama of two men locked in a filthy bathroom and brutalized by a crude ventriloquist dummy on television captured the hearts of audiences everywhere. RiffTrax Presents Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett riffing on the original, jaw-splitting, skull-drilling, Danny Glover-ing, fat naked dead man-showing movie that started it all, if by “all” you me... Read more

1h 6m

Hey you young whippersnappers -- you thought that "Alien" was just Predator's sparring partner, didn't you? Not so, Padawans. "Alien" (who, in a series of HUGE coincidences, happens to BE an alien, AND stars in the movie ALIEN! Weird!!) first took Hollywood by storm during the heady, Jimmy Carter-filled days of 1979....back when a long, long pan over a hot-glued spaceship miniature made the first ... Read more

1h 58m

Of all the movies made in the last eleven years, only one could bravely fill the gap between Spider-Man and Spider-Man 3. That film, of course, is The Man Who Loved Cat Dancing. However, in order to satisfy the purists in the audience, Rifftrax Presents presents our very special riff on Spider-Man 2. This time, young Peter Parker must choose between the brave yet thankless life of a shadowy cr... Read more

1h

Leave your Prius in the garage and cash out your carbon debts! It's time to watch the end of the world, which is our fault of course, as RiffTrax Presents Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy's razor-sharp political analysis of The Day After Tomorrow - which, by my reckoning, at least for today, may also be called Friday (day of the week may vary in your area; check your local calendar). Director Rol... Read more

50m

Ah, the summer of 1963—and what better place to spend it than with your family in the Catskills, dancing with the guy from Road House to pop songs from the 80’s! An oily Patrick Swayze, naïve Jennifer Grey and Jennifer Grey’s old nose star in this beloved(?) musical dramedy choreographed by Kenny “High School Musical” Ortega. Also starring Law & Order’s Jerry Orbach (who’s around so much danc... Read more

1h 8m

Only one film dared to confront the twin menaces facing America during the 1980s—terrorism and aggressive male-pattern baldness—and that film is Die Hard. So it's fortunate that I'm writing about that particular movie, or something would seem to have gone terribly, terribly wrong—like an emu wearing a Stetson, or anything involving Tom Green. This fearless fly-on-the-wall documentary charts the... Read more

1h 12m

Have you ever wondered what the inside of a computer looks like? So did Disney, and it’s pretty clear they didn’t do any research when they made Tron. RiffTrax invites you to join internet superstar Jonathan Coulton and less-famous-but-still-kind-of-funny comedy/music duo Paul and Storm on their adventure through a luminous blue world of phallic helmets, light-up Frisbees and tight white unitards.... Read more

1h 15m

If messy wet clay and the brothers Everly are your idea of foreplay, look no further than this Jerry Zucker-directed (yes, THAT Jerry Zucker) surprise smash hit of 1990. Test your credulity as our beloved Patrick Swayze trades in his dirty dancin' shoes and his blue collar bartending meat hooks to give a turn in the role he was destined to play: an intelligent, educated, high-powered account ex... Read more

1h 33m

Are you ready for running? LOTS of running? Running done by…a man? Then you’re ready for The Running Man, the 1987 Arnold Schwarzenegger vehicle, a movie so powerful that it launched the political careers of two of its stars! Yes, I’m talking about Yaphet Kotto and Professor Toru Tanaka. Didn’t know they were governors, did you? Welcome to the many surprises that The Running Man has in store for ... Read more

1h 23m

Have you ever worried that your favorite super hero might be nothing more than a passing fad? Well, Joel Schumacher is here to put your mind at ease with a film that he based on a slogan he once heard some kids shout after leaving Tim Burton's Batman film: Batman Forever*. A movie so terrible that we still don't understand why people were surprised at how bad Batman & Robin was. Val Kilmer, fr... Read more

1h 20m

If the movies have taught us nothing else—and plainly, they haven't―then they've at least shown us that astronauts and evil supercomputers are similarly cursed with a stunning lack of imagination. Just as Skynet can't seem to come up with a better plan than to repeatedly send a Terminator back in time to eliminate John Connor before he gets fat, starts wearing a checkered shirt and marries Roseann... Read more

1h

Let’s hear it for the boy! What boy? Why, Ren McCormack (Kevin Bacon, at his Baconiest), an outspoken, rebellious lad with anger dancing issues and feathered hair that would make Sally Jessy Raphael jealous. The small town of Beaumont, Texas isn’t ready for his skinny tie ways—certainly not the tall, awkward town preacher Shaw Moore (played by John Lithgow, in a…tall and awkward performance), who ... Read more

2h

Let us start by saying that Ghost Rider is the greatest movie ever made. The acting, direction, top-notch storytelling and awe-inducing special effects add up to what can only be called the most amazing achievement in the history of cinema. Please note: we are being forced to say this by Satan. You see, a few years ago we sold our souls to the devil so that Chad Vader would become famous. The D... Read more

1h 52m

1982 Tobe Hooper-directed/Steven Spielberg-produced supernatural tale in which the Freeling Family deals with some seriously messed up/crappily-rendered spirits that ghost-nap their young daughter Carol Anne, who communicates with them through a television set (unlike text messaging, which is all the rage with the kids nowadays). A pre-Coach Craig T. Nelson and a pre-, um, Poltergeist JoBeth Willi... Read more

1h 30m

So many important historical events would have turned out so differently if people had only thought to voice their concerns when it really mattered. For example, the Amok Time episode of Star Trek would have had a running time of about 20 minutes if Kirk had said: “Listen, before we get started... this isn't to the death, is it? Similarly, just think how much happier we'd all be today if, back ... Read more

51m

Let’s get one thing straight: Vampires don’t sparkle in the sun; they burst into flame. Yes, they sleep all day, party all night, wear dangly earrings, ride motorbikes on the boardwalk and enjoy concerts by long-haired shirtless greasy saxophone players, but they JUST. DO. NOT. SPARKLE. Joel “Can we please stop talking about how I put nipples on the Batsuit?” Schumacher’s 1987 teen vamp flick T... Read more

1h 30m

Et Tu, 3-D? What was once a fairly harmless novelty now seems to have taken over multiplexes across the country. Flying houses, animated dragons, Ga’hool Owls and unleashed Krakens are spilling off the screen, fatiguing our eyes and migraining our headaches. Waaaay back in 1983, audiences experienced a whole new kind of headache with the third installment in the should-never-have-been-a-franchise ... Read more

1h 20m

Three is the magic number—Three Musketeers, Three Blind Mice, three trained marksmen stationed at different points in Dealey Plaza.* Jurassic Park III follows the great tradition of movie trilogies where the person or persons responsible for the success of the first two decided to do something else while they still had a career, leaving whoever happened to be available at the time to finish the jo... Read more

1h 22m

The English—inventors of the internet and the language you're reading right now. But what have they ever done for us? Well, stretching a point, there's the famous English detective Sherlock Holmes (who was created by a Scotsman, but what the hell). Holmes has been depicted onscreen more times than any other fictional character, with the possible exception of the Wilhelm Scream Guy. For a hundre... Read more

1h 12m

Is there life after death? That's what sexy, sexy, sexy med students Nelson, Rachel, Joe, David and Randy* want to know. Through a series of medical experiments, they put each other under to see what's out there—and what follows them back. A growling Keifer Sutherland, permy Julia Roberts, non-dancing Kevin Bacon, testosterone-y William "Billy" Baldwin and foppish Oliver Platt team up with directo... Read more

1h 20m

It's kind of tough for me to differentiate between movies and real life, but I'm pretty sure it's historical fact that the Nazis dug up the Ark of the Covenant, and when they opened it, their faces melted off (wow, Indiana Jones sure messed up not letting it get to Hitler – nice work, genius). The moral to this tale: some things are best left buried and forgotten. That being the case, here's Sl... Read more

1h 20m

The Deadly Mantis showed us that the life of a palaeontologist is one of intrigue, romance, and unstoppable monsters. Horror Express does nothing to dispel this notion, so that presumably means it can only be true. Here, Christopher Lee plays Professor Alexander Saxton who, never having been told by his mother that he shouldn’t play with dead things, unearths a frozen ape man in Manchuria becau... Read more

1h 24m

Guns, girls, grappling, gorillas, slightly gray looking greenery! This film has it all! King of Kong Island is the action-packed tale of a scantily-clad jungle girl, some people who speak English without seeming to understand it and sometimes without bothering to move their lips, a mad scientist friend of theirs they’ve lost touch with a bit and their very many cigarettes. It seems almost impos... Read more

1h 20m

Was there ever a more seminal film than Scared to Death? You heard me, seminal. It's a word. Look it up, it's not what you think. By kicking off with a body in a mortuary narrating the story, this classy horror­mystery served as the blueprint for Sunset Boulevard over a decade later. Granted, Sunset Boulevard was an all­time Hollywood classic while Scared to Death wound up being mocked by a coup... Read more

1h 26m

You’re a citizen of the world, right? You know about Japanese cinema. You remember Ringu - that horror film you accidentally rented because you thought it was a kids' show about a penguin. You enjoy the majestic historical spectacles of Akira Kurosawa, even though he clearly ripped all his best bits off westerns. You’ve devoured the melancholy, dream-like animations of Studio Ghibli, waiting for a... Read more

1h 30m

If you die in your dreams, do you die in real life? That's, like, the conceit of this Sci-Fi classic(?) from 1984 in which a young psychic played by Dennis Quaid (who really shoulda seen his brother Randy's weird behavior on the horizon) works with a sorta-understandable scientist Swede Max Von Sydow to go inside people's dreams. See Kate Capshaw's mega-80s hair! Listen to a barely-awake Christoph... Read more

1h 13m

September 29, 2015 – NASA scientists announce the discovery of water on Mars, entirely failing to acknowledge the far more significant discoveries made by a team of dedicated scientists (and Cameron Mitchell) made on their flight there in 1951. Water? Check. Grapes on walls? Check. No pants for ladies? Oh, hell yeah. David Bowie's query has finally been answered – there is life on Mars! OK, techn... Read more

1h 31m

It’s Bridget and Mary Jo’s first feature film! Riffing-wise, that is. A routine trip to the moon runs amok when the astronauts encounter a race of women with feline tendencies, such as teleportation and wearing leotards. They are the last survivors of an ancient civilization, and they only have a couple of boxes of breathable air left. Desperate to migrate to Earth, the Cat-Women have been t... Read more

1h 30m

Don't Let Go! But the thing is - Commander Matt Kowalski (George Clooney), helming his last mission before retirement, does let go! And much much too early as far as Bridget and Mary Jo are concerned. It sorta seems like he wanted to die. Anyway, the point is he leaves Dr. Ryan Stone (Sandra Bullock) on her own with nothing but the keys to a Chinese space ship. And guess what? It’s a stick shif... Read more

1h 10m

Beautiful sisters compete for the attentions of a charismatic hypnotist but Hollywood actor Richard Carlson senses something sinister (in a bland sort of way). Ravens, crystal balls, cocktails and ….MURDER! Run, don’t walk, to your computer screen and prepare yourself for The Amazing Mr. X. Sometimes also known as The Spiritualist, this film boasts the cinematography of John Alton, who won ... Read more

1h 29m

Take off your bra, perm your hair, and shine your love! Bridget and Mary Jo take you back in time to riff the 1979 classic Angels' Revenge. If you like slapstick crime dramas starring girls in bikinis with feathered bangs AND cast members from "Gilligan's Island," then this is the riff for you! Don’t have crisis of confidence - invest in RiffTrax and laugh your way to 1980.

1h 39m

Now the truth can be told! Wait, not quite now, give it another couple of seconds. OK... now. Hangar 18 tells the story of a vast cover-up involving a crashed UFO, the Man From UNCLE, Kolchak the Night Stalker, and lots and lots of mustaches. In fact, this may be the mustachiest film outside of full-blown 70s porn. Please take our word for that, and do not type "full-blown" and "porn" into Goog... Read more

1h 30m

via https://www.rifftrax.com/deadly-instincts A meteorite has crashed in the quad of a women’s college in the faraway land of Boston/Scotland. Its passenger, an alien monster, mates with the student body to carry on his hideous species. Only the art professor, his star student/girlfriend, and the monster’s girlfriend (who’s been trying to break up with him) can save the campus before the big... Read more

1h 17m

The Bridget and Mary Jo Christmas special is a full length movie! Beyond Christmas. The ghosts of three elderly industrialists killed in an airplane crash return to Earth to help reunite a young couple whom they initially brought together on Christmas Eve. It’s sorta like Ghost meets It’s a Wonderful Life... oh, and some Russians. A sweet Christmas love story with jolly riffing from Bridget ... Read more

1h 14m

Come with us now, into the future. Actually, most of us were planning on getting there anyway. Slow going, isn't it? If only we could get there faster, like incompetent dirigible pilot "Buck" Rogers, and his young buddy, "Buddy", who manage to sleep through most of the 500-year trip. Still too slow? What if someone had edited that future down from serial length to one more or less movie-sized l... Read more

1h 21m

Bridget and Mary Jo enjoy this 1946 “drama” (according to Wikipedia), which was the first of Monogram Pictures’ The Teen Agers series, way back before compound words were invented. Junior Prom follows the trials and tribulations of said teenagers as they navigate post war America in the microcosm of their high school.

1h 10m

Temptress of Pleasure or Mistress of Murder? Bridget and Mary Jo investigate as they riff Sherlock Holmes and The Woman in Green! Originally in black and white, the woman The Woman in Green was difficult to identify — but because of the wonder of colorization, Bridget and Mary Jo figure out who’s wearing green almost immediately! The rest of the mystery is elementary.

1h 34m

For thousands of years, mankind has wondered: were we visited by ancient astronauts? Was Stonehenge a UFO refuelling station? Were the Nazca lines of Southern Peru designed to guide their craft in to land? Are the pyramids proof of alien involvement in human development? Snowbeast answers none of these questions. I don't even know why I brought them up, quite frankly. No, Snowbeast is more of a... Read more

1h 50m

SHE: it’s not just a singular nominative pronoun - it’s the latest RiffTrax from Bridget and Mary Jo! Based on H. Rider Haggard’s novel, the eponymous She holds captive a group of explorers who have stumbled into the subterranean ancient civilization of Kor. One of the explorers might be her true love from a previous life. Another is a potential rival for his affections. And what about the thir... Read more

1h 26m

A super uptight type-A alien (Devil Girl) en route to London makes an emergency landing in the Scottish moors. While her spaceship is in the shop for repairs she reveals that all the men on Mars have been nagged to death so she has been sent to earth to collect new ones to cuddle and sometimes breed with. Who will she choose? The old scientist? The poor man's Sean Connery? The escaped convict? ... Read more

1h 20m

Regular High school student Freddie is mistaken for the most famous radio singer in the country who happens to be missing. Misunderstandings stack up, sardines are involved, and nobody knows who the baby belongs to! The chaos ensues until the big dance number puts everything right. This is the second installment in the (middle aged) Teenager series.

1h 20m

Rescue Me - from this movie, amirite? Woooot! High five! Rescue Me is a coming-of-age film about a high school loser, Frazier, who sets out to rescue his secret crush, Ginny, from a couple of thugs who have abducted her as collateral in a stamp deal gone bad. He meets up with war vet Mack, who wants his stamps back, and together they set out on a cross-country adventure from the Oklahoma reg... Read more

1h 30m

Someone is trying to crash the economy of Great Britain! Can the world's greatest detective solve the mystery before it’s time for tea? When an old friend of Dr. Watson named “Stinky” gets hit on the head during a robbery attempt, Sherlock Holmes suspects more than petty theft. His suspicions prove correct and lead him to a diabolical plot involving three identical music boxes, Samuel Johnson, ... Read more

45m

Death comes in many colours: Black, which isn't a colour, Red (which was just wearing a mask), Green which at least recycles, and of course the colour Purple which takes two and a half hours but feels like more. Listen, this Purple Death isn't just from Outer Space either; it's dusty death as well. It gets everywhere and in black and white too so you can't even tell it's being purple. Who can s... Read more

1h 30m

A hurricane strands spoiled rich girl Jeri and crewmates Fred and Sammy when their yacht runs aground on a remote island. They soon discover a tribe of beautiful women held captive by Nazis, led by mad scientist Col. Osler. Osler is conducting experiments to transfer the women's beauty onto his disfigured wife - and the lovely Jeri could be next. As if things couldn’t get any worse, a volcano i... Read more

1h 34m

A bio-engineered monster is crawling the sewers of Los Angeles, feeding on human spinal fluid. Hot-headed novelist and former police detective, Ted Lonergan is the only man who can stop the monster. Despite his girlfriend’s life being at stake and the animosity of his former boss, Lonergan is as useful as if he’d never been brought in on the case!

1h 30m

Bridget and Mary Jo leave it all on the field with yet another Teen-Agers film, High School Hero, featuring zero actual teenagers. Freddie wants his big break in show biz, Whitney High wants to win a football game, Betty wants a big story for the school paper, Miss Hinklefink wants Owen, and Bridget and Mary Jo just want to go home. There are hijinx and shenanigans aplenty, and - spoiler alert ... Read more

1h 24m

Wwhat we have here, as well as the first major example of transatlantic movie mockery, is the very British Sir Christopher Lee, taking time off from leading starship invasions to play Sherlock Holmes in a very German movie concerning the theft of Cleopatra's Necklace and—well, a lot of stuff, quite frankly. People die, things explode, cars crash. You won't understand it (even though it's been dubb... Read more

1h 44m

Medical student Larry has lost his scholarship! Or has he? Desperate to pay for his last semester, he resorts to a heinous crime. But did he? And he’s falling hard for local waitress Eileen. But is she really who she says she is? A tenacious detective is determined to catch the criminal. But does he have the wrong guy? Join Bridget and Mary Jo as they find out the answers to these and oth... Read more

1h 27m

This one goes out to all you completists! It's the fourth of eight Teen Agers films, and the gang has graduated high school - and it just so happens Miss Hinklefink has inherited a ranch out west. Come for the antics, tomfoolery, and mixups - and stay for a surprising change of heart.

1h 32m

Once in every generation, a film comes along that truly lives up to its title. Had the people who dubbed Seddok the Heir of Satan from Italian into English not decided to rename what resulted in Atom Age Vampire, this could have been one of those movies. But they did call it that, despite the fact that there are no vampires, and nothing particularly connected to the Atom Age, and that's somethi... Read more

1h 51m

The washing's piling up, you're drinking beer, talking nonsense and forgetting what day of the week it is. It's probably Friday, because you're having fish again. Have you ever felt that awkward atmosphere after your partner failed to notice your new hairdo? An atmosphere so awkward, in fact, that it's suffocating everyone not wearing scuba gear? Well, Ev's having one of those days, which also ... Read more

1h 19m

“Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night, nor for the arrow that flieth by day.” So it is said-ith in the Bible. This movie has absolutely nothing to do with that quotation. Instead, here are Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce, back again as Holmes and Watson, investigating a series of murders committed on a train bound for Scotland. None of the murders are done with an arrow that flieth, ... Read more

1h 20m

Nora is a brilliant and beautiful scientist on the verge of an important scientific breakthrough. Unfortunately, she’s also a Female Lady Girl Woman, and the pressure mounts for her to abandon her career before her man falls for the ineffectual-but-available lab assistant. Enjoy mystery, mayhem, and mistaken identities with Bridget and Mary Jo in Strange Impersonation!

1h 14m

Susan Lucci is once, twice, three times a lady - mobster, that is! Multiple Daytime Emmy also-ran Lucci stars as the orphaned Laurel, who is adopted by a mobster family after her parents are murdered by hitmen. But being a high-powered attorney with a fine 80s wardrobe isn’t enough for this little lady. When the crime boss dies, Lucci steps in and organizes crime - her own way.

1h 40m

It’s double-ya double-ya two and Sherlock Holmes once again faces Professor Moriarty - with nothing less than the future of England at stake! Holmes must crack a secret - but cute - code to prevent Moriarty from selling an extremely accurate bomb site to the Nazis (we hate those guys). Bridget and Mary Jo join in a race against time in Sherlock Holmes And The Secret Weapon. (Hint: it ain't W... Read more

1h 30m

She’s a bride. He’s a gorilla. What happens when they meet and fall in love in the jungles of South America? Murder and mayhem, that’s what! Raymond Burr is a plantation foreman who kills his employer, then has at his boss’s hot wife. But the neighborhood witch just happens to witness the murder and puts a curse on him, which has him roaming the jungle doing a lot of things not on the honey-... Read more

1h 24m

It's the not-too-distant future of the not-too-distant future and mankind has breached the boundaries of space. Space armadas, hyper-dimensional anomalies, green-skinned ladies who demand to be told “What is kiss?” Assignment: Outer Space features none of these sci-fi staples; instead, we follow the adventures of journalist Ray Peterson - played by a guy who was Felix Leiter in that one James B... Read more

1h 30m

Scientist Carter Morton and his assistant, Oliver Frank, are working to create a medicine that will eliminate all disease among mankind. Little does Carter know that Frank is a descendent of Victor Frankenstein and has a secret project all his own. Then Carter’s niece Trudy and her boyfriend, played by cinematic vacuum John Ashley, start having suspicions about the Female Monsters in the neighb... Read more

1h 45m

There are enough plots and characters for everyone in this made-for-TV movie! It’s a who’s who and who’s not of ‘80s celebrities, like Michael J. Fox, Nancy McKeon, Anthony Edwards and more. Grab your bingo card and dauber, and play along with Bridget and Mary Jo in this hard-hitting look at life after middle school in these United States of America.

1h 28m

They come out at night, they feast on human blood, and they can only be repelled by a crucifix or the odor of garlic. They are, of course, vampires. But nobody ever made a movie about a vampire in a girls' dormitory, so there's this instead. A lycanthrope is mutilatin—okay, not really mutilating. He's kind of savaging—All right, he's not exactly savaging them. The werewolf just kind of nuzzles ... Read more

1h 33m

Amanda is an aspiring artist Gen-Xer who works two jobs while being ignored by her parents and two-timed by her loser boyfriend. Amanda, played by Nicole Eggert’s midriff, is an aspiring artist and Gen-Xer who works two jobs while being ignored by her parents and two-timed by her loser boyfriend. Amanda’s whole world is turned upside down when she meets a hot alien and helps hide him from ruth... Read more

1h 44m

Do you lay awake night after night, tossing and turning, wondering... What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?? Sure, we all do! Bridget and Mary Jo bring you up to speed with the 1991 redux of the classic - this time with real live sisters: the Redgraves Lynn and Vanessa! This Grand Guignol of sibling rivalry is updated to feature modern inventions like VHS, stairlifts, physical therapy, and Billy ... Read more

1h 28m

It’s the bonkers-est Christmas Eve ever for the Becker-Hix clan! When last we left them, elder bride Margaret Becker had just married a much younger man, much to the dismay of her four grown children. In the second from the “...of the Bride” oeuvre, Margaret discovers she’s pregnant shortly after returning from her honeymoon. Her kids are aghast anew, including Mary, who’s just left the nunh... Read more

1h 45m

Imagine Invasion of the Body Snatchers crossed with The Stepford Wives. Okay, now imagine it bigger, with extra nudity and making less sense. Now add honey. You're still a little way off imagining this extraordinary movie from the pen of Nicholas Meyer and the mind of a teenage boy. Thrill to the story of a conspiracy of wild women with bee enhanced DNA set on ruthlessly orgasming a small numbe... Read more

1h 26m

We've all been there: it's 1962 and you're a prom queen on your way to the big dance with your hot-head jerk of a boyfriend at the wheel when you meet your demise in a car crash! Voila, you’re an apparition whose only chance at redemption is to return to Earth and set things right. This means playing matchmaker for the high school friends you left behind, who seemed to have moved on just fine and... Read more

1h 18m

In 1958, Hal Roach – the man behind Laurel and Hardy's greatest comedies – decided to make a horror anthology series starring Boris Karloff. That series then remained in a vault for the next thirty years, because it was exactly as good as you think it was. Now, RiffTrax Presents is somewhat proud to bring you three of those episodes, all of them with basically the same moral: that women are bad... Read more

1h 17m

It’s the be-spandexed and be-mulleted 1980s, and Diana Prince, AKA Wonder Woman, is living anonymously among mere mortals. Filmed entirely in ChaosVision, WW84 finds Diana gigging as a curator of antiquities, and in her spare time saving pedestrians from oncoming cars. Her new work bestie, Barbara Minerva, discovers a Dreamstone among the ancient tchotchkes, which grants the holder one wish. ... Read more

1h 25m

Larry "Buster" Crabbe, Sam J Jones... These are the actors one automatically thinks of whenever "Flash Gordon" is mentioned. But the name Steve Forrest is always said in hushed tones... or maybe not at all, since you probably never heard of him. Now, it's time to join him on his adventures in the post-war TV series as his ship, the Skyflash, blasts off for the far-flung planet... Earth. The... Read more

1h 19m

When last we left the titular Bride, she’d married a younger man and had just given birth to a new baby, adding to her family of grown children. In the third of the made-for-TV dramas, the family is planning the wedding of unlucky-in-love daughter Anne, while former nun daughter Mary is falling for a biker dude. All goes haywire when their long-gone deadbeat father shows up, and tries to woo Ma... Read more

1h 33m

Gregarious, whistling courier Bill has gone missing - and under suspicious circumstances. Nora, an aspiring actress and Bill’s friend, starts sleuthing. Whether it means reciting an elaborate story to exercise her Method chops, shrieking at the cops, grimacing at her accountant/novelist husband, or complaining that “Bill is missing” in every single scene, Nora will stop at nothing to find him. ... Read more

1h 18m

Nell McDermott’s mysterious husband has been killed under mysterious circumstances in an even more mysterious boat explosion. Now the search is on for who done it - and why. Joining forces with another widow, Nell (Sean Young, in her clenchest jawest performance ever) braves safe deposit boxes, an attempt on her life, and pressure from her grandfather to run for public office - and a nosy de... Read more

1h 10m

This cautionary tale about youth and hormones finds high schoolers Tommy and Helen crossing state lines on a whim to get married by a justice of the peace. They’re grounded for life when their parents find out, but still somehow manage to find themselves involved with a gang of car thieves. Come for the gripping mortgage subplot, but stay for the Thelma and Louise denouement! With special guest... Read more

1h 22m

A grateful world thanks Romania for its cereal and stuffed furnishing exports. And now: Teenage Space Vampires. ilmed in a housing development somewhere in Europe’s twelfth largest country, Bill is a nerdy high school student who discovers a UFO has landed in the neighborhood. Then, in the local abandoned mine, he and his friends discover their fellow students in the thralls of a vampire creatu... Read more

1h 20m

"Some might call this preposterous, but many still more extraordinary phenomena have oftimes been recorded by exemplary, trustworthy and upstanding individuals. Might such a thing be true, might I even, mayhap, be paid by the word? We may never know... this side of the gossamer veil that separates truth from utter bullcrap." - Boris Karloff, probably Those fellas from BritTrax semi-proudly pres... Read more

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You demanded more Higginses Clarkses - and we heard you! He Sees You When You’re Sleeping is a Christmas fantasy based on the selfsame novel by mother/daughter team Mary and Carol. Self-centered and ambitious bad golfer Sterling Brooks is killed in a freak accident, ruining absolutely no one’s Christmas. On the way to the afterlife he’s accosted by Joe (B.J. and The Bear’s very own Greg Evigan)... Read more

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The “Bride” that begat them all: Children Of The! Long divorced from her philandering husband, Margret Becker is about to remarry. Only problem is, the groom-to-be is barely older than her grown children - making them even more dysfunctional. It’s another Becker trainwreck as all four kids land on Margret’s doorstep for the nuptials with lots of baggage. The usual dramatis personae of Rue Mc... Read more

1h 30m

Brace yourself for four more thrilling adventures of Flash Gordon that will take you only as far as the budget will permit! See Flash's girlfriend Dale repeatedly strapped down! See Flash face off against an army of androids dressed as beekeepers, galactic criminals in relentlessly absurd headgear, and underground beings sporting trashbag haute couture! Can Flash prevail against technical and ec... Read more

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Mary Higgins Clark has done it again. And we're so sorry! Frederica Dumay loves her new handsome husband. Even though he knows nothing about wine or business, she puts him in charge of her half of a Canadian winery. On the night of the new vintage launch her business partner's wife is found dead in a fountain. Freddi thinks her partner's new, hot, wine-guzzling, bikini-rocking girlfriend with a... Read more

1h 20m

How do you tell a coherent story featuring Cuban mercenaries, a secret agent, a budding romance between individuals from entirely alien cultures, and a fearsome monster? Don't ask anyone who worked on this movie, because they don't know either. Legend has it that not everything filmed for Last Woman on Earth ended up on screen (let that sink in), and so Roger Corman, with his impeccable artist... Read more

1h 20m

Dr. Bill Cortner has been busy defying the medical community's cautions by unsuccessfully trying to transplant stolen limbs onto his lab assistant. On a weekend getaway he drives too fast, rolls his convertible and decapitates his girlfriend Jan. As luck would have it he is able to wrap her head in his sportcoat, jog back to the lab and keep it alive in a shallow sauce pan. Now all he has to do... Read more

1h 25m

Janet Varney and Cole Stratton riff this mess of an ‘80s fantasy film directed by Richard “Goonies” Donner and starring Matthew Broderick (Ferris Bueller-ing his way through medieval times with a Yonkers accent) as a young thief who aids cursed lovers Michelle Pfeiffer (just a few years away from sitting on chairs backwards in Dangerous Minds) and Rutger Hauer (acting the minimum required from a r... Read more

1h 30m

Spoiler alert! In this mysterious thriller, a woman comes back! Specifically to Eben Rock, the site of long-ago witch burnings instigated by a preacher who got a little carried away. When a neighbor girl loses a doll, Woman starts to believe she, too, is a witch - yet a rekindled romance makes for a pleasant distraction.

1h 30m

Based on the Mary Higgins Clark novel of the same name and bearing .000001% resemblance, a woman is asked to identify a dead body and discovers it’s her exact double. From there it’s a half-thrill-an-hour, stopped-roller-coaster of a ride that makes absolutely no sense as she unravels her father’s mysterious death - and tries to avoid her own. In other words, standard Mary Higgins Clark.

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All good things must come to an end, and so must the post-war, German-based adventures of Flash Gordon. So strap yourselves in, and know that Dale is already way ahead of you. See Flash and his pals turn entirely negative under the orders of yet another evil witch queen (this show has a selection). See one of the cast of I Was a Teenage Werewolf not being eaten by a werewolf this time! See F... Read more

1h 30m

The Scarlet Claw takes Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson to the exotic locales of Canada (none of which we ever see) where they’re attending the Royal Canadian Occult Society Conference in Quebec City. Before they've even had a chance to attend any breakout sessions or pass out their swag, they’re tasked with investigating a murder. The nearby village of La Mort Rouge is beset with mysterious k... Read more

1h 30m

Scientist Dr. Howard Denker gets the big idea to bombard an artificial radioactive isotope with alpha particles. We’ve all been there. But this causes the element, called serranium, to create matter out of energy and thus grow exponentially. Enter Dr. Jeffrey Stewart (Hollywood Actor and Minnesotan Richard Carlson), who realizes the isotope could become so enormous it could throw Earth out of i... Read more

1h 30m

The Louisiana swamp lands: a rural community living on strong liquor and baked beans with pork in predominantly wooden housing. A community living in fear of one deadly spark... Oh, and the local werewolf, yeah, some of them are scared of that. But it's not all wood, ham, chewing the furniture and not following through emotionally; there are other types of acting on display, too. There's the ma... Read more

1h 30m

Winnie Cooper is all growed up and now a suburban mom who just can’t help herself when it comes to solving local crimes. The Wonder Years’ Danica McKellar is Maddie Monroe, a former newspaper reporter now raising her children in a deceptively bucolic neighborhood - but philandering, Mary Kay parties, and murder abound. And her very own husband could be a "person of interest.” Peanut Allergy ... Read more

1h 30m

A wealthy businessman discovers he has a brain tumor and seeks medical help. What should he do next? 1. Contact the Mayo Clinic? 2. Connect with family and friends? 3. Seek out a scientist who along with a lovelorn assistant is experimenting with transplanting monkey heads, then, fly to France to dig up the body of noted astrologer Nostradumas, cut off his head, put it in a carry-on bag and fly... Read more

1h 30m

A classic Romeo & Juliet situation that brings blandness to a whole new level! The Careless Years is the story of two high schoolers from opposite sides of “the track” who wash dishes together. Minutes later, they’re planning to elope, so they can have socially acceptable marital relations. Arthur Hiller’s directorial debut features Dean Stockwell, Barbara Billingsley, and little separate beds ... Read more

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Once upon a time, horror legend Boris Karloff hosted a supernatural anthology show that rightfully earned its place as a television classic. That show was called Thriller, and it ran from 1960 to 1962. You should check it out. Anyway, here are the final four episodes of The Veil, and the magic word is “problematic.” Gasp in astonishment at George Hamilton in brownface as a Hindu named Kri... Read more

1h 30m

Lisa Monroe is a lady woman female cop who returns to the small town of her youth to take a job as a police detective. Just like Jessica Fletcher, people immediately start getting knocked off upon her arrival. All evidence points to the slimy, recently paroled townie who killed her best friend years ago and vowed revenge on those who testified against him. Featuring Scent of A Woman's Gabrielle... Read more

1h 30m

It’s the mid-aughts and ballroom dancing is all the rage. How will Maddie Monroe squeeze in lessons between her weekly newspaper column, her pilot hubby, and all the inspecting and momming? In this episode of the short-lived Inspector Mom series, it’s somewhat concerning that the neighborhood gals are getting kidnapped and held for ransom one by one. But when her bestie Sandra disappears, Ka... Read more

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Susan Lucci is the conniving and calculating Isabelle Collins, who cycles through husbands like tubes of lipstick. First, she manipulates her lover into offing her rich and handsome hubby (the rich and handsome John O’Hurley). Then, in her grief, she marries said lover, who is subsequently nailed for the murder. What’s a serial wife to do? Why, she beguiles the new husband’s lawyer into fram... Read more

1h 30m

Barbara Stanwyk is Kathy Ferguson, an ambitious, shoulder-padded dame of an advice columnist. Until a coupla dicks from the El Lay P.D. stop by the newspaper on a tip about a local murderess. Despite vowing never to marry, she falls in love with flatfoot Bill Doyle and moves to Angel Town, baby - but soon learns she ain’t cut out for the homemaker lifestyle. To keep busy between coffee klatc... Read more

1h 30m

It’s one suspicious death after another at Drearcliff House in remotest Scotland, where an odd fraternal organization, the “Good Comrades,” gathers yearly to do some comrading. Holmes and Watson arrive at the behest of an insurance agent who suspects someone is trying to collect on a huge life insurance policy on the seven men. The duo think it best to take up temporary residence at Drearcliff ... Read more

1h 30m

Tom Stewart (Hollywood actor Richard Carlson originally from Minnesota - woohoo!) is a successful Jazz musician with a perky fiancee named Meg. A few days before their Cape Cod wedding, his ex-girlfriend Vi shows up wanting to reunite. Tom and Vi have an argument at the top of a lighthouse, during which Vi’s badonkadonk breaks the railing. She hangs on by one very strong arm, while Tom has an e... Read more

1h 30m

Don’t watch this movie unless you’re prepared to Rock Rock Rock! Considered an early jukebox musical, it features Chuck Berry, LaVern Baker, The Moonglows, The Flamingos, and Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers - all served up by disc jockey Alan Freed himself. And there’s a plot plot plot! Teen Dori simply must have a dress for the prom but what’s a girl to do when Daddy has cut off her allowance? ... Read more

1h 30m

Sherlock and Watson investigate a series of so-called "pajama suicides.” But Sherlock suspects a female villain as cunning as Moriarty and as venomous as a spider is actually murdering London's finest so she can cash in their term life insurance policies. Holmes fakes his own death, Watson stumbles, Mrs. Hudson worries. There’s murder, fly fishing, mailman humor, and plenty of fiduciary respons... Read more

1h 30m

On the lam after one of them kills a guy, brothers Jim and Chris are shipwrecked on an island and rescued by a mysterious village of gals galore! Chris falls in love with young Mahia, but island house mother Pua wants Chris and Jim gone ASAP. They try to escape - but they’re no match for Shark Reef! Is this Roger Corman nugget a hula dancing film with sharks, or a shark movie with hula? Scie... Read more

1h 30m

Are storm clouds gathering overhead in your late 1930s European home? Are you a useless arse who wants to make peasants dance in your bedroom (purely for research purposes), or a plucky gal embarking on a depressing bachelorette party before settling into loveless British marriage (in other words, a British marriage)? Perhaps you're keen to commit adultery somewhere the papers won't spot you... Read more

1h 30m

Everybody gets a shot at sinning in this made-for-TV movie starring Susan Lucci. The Looch is art gallery owner Victoria Robeson, happily married to high powered lawyer Tim Matheson. That is, until she decides to sow some wild oats and hot dogs with sinister con man Michael Dudikoff. Her best friend, complicit in the deception, wakes up murdered one day, and Mr. Fling Guy is nowhere to be fo... Read more

1h 30m

It’s not Christmas until a banker shows up at your door to foreclose on your house! Homespun widow Julia Stonecypher has just lost her job when yuppie moneylender Brian Harding arrives in a blinding snowstorm to deliver the bad news. The weather traps him, and he’s forced to accept her hostile hospitality. Their mutual loathing turns to mild non-annoyance, and then some kissing. Starring Ol... Read more

1h 30m

Swinging, twenty-something Sherlock Holmes (before he becomes the famous detective we all love) shoots a young Dr. Moriarty during a street fight. All of London rejoices and Sherlock gets invited to cool parties, wears velvet coats and chicks go home with him to be privately investigated. It’s Victorian bliss until the murder of some local bad guys gets Sherlock thinking that Moriarty isn't ... Read more

1h 30m

What, you ask yourself (if there's nobody else around to ask), is a Q Plane? Well, there's only one place where you can find the answer... probably. You certainly won't find it in this movie. Set in 1939 (which is hugely convenient, because that's also when it was filmed), you'll believe a knight can fly, as Sir Laurence Olivier plays maverick test pilot Tony McVane, whose ego is busy writing ... Read more

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Steve, Benny, Andy, and Ed are yet another bunch of guys who discover a remote island populated with beautiful women. After their plane crashes in the ocean during a WWII bombing mission, they manage to reach an atoll populated with women descended from Druids - and the marauding Neanderthal men who keep bugging them. Steve and company earn the ladies’ trust, and everybody starts falling in ... Read more

1h 30m

Dashing, studly Captain Storm and his underlings are dispatched to rescue a rogue archeological dig in deepest Egypt. Complicating matters is the beautiful Sylvia, who insists on carpooling with them so she can end her marriage to Robert, the leader of the dig, in person. Upon arriving, mysterious occurrences occur after they discover the team has messed with a Pharaoh's tomb and unleashed a... Read more

1h 30m

Enter the exciting world of Frank Bigelow, an accountant who also notarizes stuff. His girlfriend/assistant Paula wants to get married, and is being super sarcastically naggy about it, so he decides to go to San Francisco to get a break from her. While out drinking, a mysterious stranger poisons his cocktail. As he retraces his steps to find out who poisoned him and why, he uncovers a web of cr... Read more

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This time around, Holmes's client is young, handsome Sir Henry Baskerville, recently arrived from Canada, minus his Canadian accent, which got confiscated by the Customs Dept. It seems that the male branch of the Baskerville family are under threat from a ghostly hound, equipped with some very sharp non-ghostly fangs, and the only man capable of protecting the latest potential victim is... Dr Wats... Read more

1h 30m

Dr. Charles Randolph (John Carradine) is a psychiatrist who dabbles in nutrition advice and bringing the dead back to life, with the help of his handsome new assistant. Randolph’s young wife is horrified when she realizes what goes on in the operating room located right off the foyer of their enormous manor. Meanwhile, boundary-less housekeeper Maria tries Santeria to bring young wife and said ... Read more

1h 30m

The Monroes' elderly neighbor, Mrs. Plumlee, has started having random and mysterious accidents. Despite her insistence that Maddie mind her own business, she just can’t help Inspector Momming. Someone must be responsible - could it be the destitute son and daughter-in-law? The new maid? The ghastly interior decorating? Maddie’s busybodying unearths a shattering secret - which everyone seems to... Read more

1h 30m

The acrobat market has taken a real hit, and the Amendolas, a family circus act, are down on their luck. That is, until they take up residence with the penny-pinching Dingles, hoping to make the rent some way, some how. The Great Rupert, a crafty squirrel for whom the movie was originally titled, comes to the rescue in a series of magical misunderstandings while the Dingle son Pete falls in lov... Read more

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Rollergator, THINGS, Guns of El Chupacabra... These are the movies RiffTrax would have you believe are the very worst ever made. We at BritTrax say: That's adorable. Now let us introduce you to a little thing called High Treason. A pioneering early science fiction film about a world on the brink of war, where a sinister cabal of corporate conspirators plots to set the great European and America... Read more

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Maddie volunteers to make costumes for the school play — but before her glue gun is even warmed up, she’s playing Inspector Mom again! A series of code violations lead to parental tensions, which lead to "accidents" ... which leads to infidelity, grade inflation, and murder! It's a whodunit for the ages as Maddie must unravel the intricate relationships and covert dealings of an ex-vice-princip... Read more

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You're probably all familiar with 1994 romantic comedy thriller I Love Trouble, starring Julia Roberts and 1992's "sexiest man alive" Nick Nolte. Well, this I Love Trouble is not that I Love Trouble. Franchot Tone is Stuart Bailey, a private eye so laid-back he's practically asleep. It doesn't worry him one bit that he's A) Going to be played by Efram Zimbalist, Jr. in 77 Sunset Strip ten years... Read more

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While the hubby and the kids are out of town due to budget constraints, Inspector Mom is bored - and no mysteries to solve on the horizon. But Maddie’s editor hornswoggles her into covering a local fashion show for the paper. Luckily enough, a designer is murdered behind the scenes, and Maddie has a new lease on life. (Bonus: The Corpse’s Costume features an actual “Real Housewife Of Dallas”!)

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When we hear the words "Ghost Ship," our minds immediately turn to the classic 2002 not-very-good supernatural thriller of that name (Remember the scene where the passengers get cut in half by that wire? Yeah, that's all anyone remembers). This is not that film. This is The Ghost Ship from Val Lewton, a producer famous for trying to twist any title RKO assigned him to fit whatever film he fancied ... Read more

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“Twenty men die for it!” exclaims the poster for The Pearl of Death. What it doesn’t say, is that they all died way before the start of the movie. Still, the body count in this one is pretty high; it’s amazing Watson doesn’t lose count. This time ‘round, our villain is after Giles Conover, a criminal so ruthless and ingenious, it’s kind of hard to believe Holmes has never mentioned him before, ... Read more

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Inspector Mom is undercover and you won’t even recognize her! Don’t let the Spanx, nondescript dress, and serviceable handbag fool you — that’s Maddie Monroe, AKA the new temp at a local glue company. She’s going incognito to expose its lecherous boss for sexual harassment. Things get really real when said boss is poisoned, and Maddie’s cube-mate discovers her true identity. Even more harrow... Read more