There’s nothing in the rule book that says that if you build it, Clubber Lang can’t strike out The Whammer as a walk-on at Notre Dame! Wait, there is? That seems oddly specific… Hmm, it also says “It’s illegal for The Tasmanian Devil to end the Cold War by boxing Bagger Vance.” Who wrote this thing?? All these rules and many more will be broken in The Riffer’s Cup! Mike,
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