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Nicque Marina introduces herself as having taken the "unusually hazardous job" of social correspondent at TheDailyBugle.net.

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Nicque Marina reports on the disappearance of the eminent scientist Dr. Michael Morbius.

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Nicque Marina becomes distracted by Dr. Michael Morbius' improved physique.

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Nicque Marina reports on a strange super creature from the safety of her closet.

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Jameson reports on "savies", a "dangerous" new trend on social media where citizens take selfies while being saved by superheroes.

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The Daily Bugle report on Spider-Man "damaging" a power grid outside the city; A witness states that he saw Spider-Man repairing the cell towers "all night" after defeating an individual who was "absorbing" the grid's energy.

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After reporting on civilians demanding Parker's birth certificate, J. Jonah Jameson assures viewers of The Daily Bugle that they will uncover Parker's "web of lies".