Did I just watch a movie? or a concert/musical? I think i heard about 60 songs the entire movie. I was counting 5 songs already after only the first 10 minutes. I haven't laughed once! bad acting! Stupid jokes! I felt zero connection with the actors! It was a HORRIBLE movie and i hated every second of it.

Actually worse than I expected. This is what I get for letting _someone else_ pick a random movie when we decided to toss one on at 23:00. Some reboot films are merely disappointing, but this movie? I want my two hours back. Well, not all of it, since I did have fun prying open a bunch of holes in the script. Even pissed off the one who picked this movie, who was trying to take it seriously (seriously?!) and get immersed in the story (_what_ story?!?!). But the special effects are a joke. I thought the computer-generated fire in _The Last Ship_'s latter seasons was awful, but this movie snatched that crown away handily. **So bad…** To top it all off, the "graphic nudity" promised by the MPAA's "R" rating was only an unnecessarily long joke about Zac Efron touching a dead man's penis. If I'm gonna sit through a clunker like this, the least I could get out of it is some pretty tits! I honestly wonder why any of the actors in this reboot of _Baywatch_ agreed to do it. There are so many big-name stars here, and the script is clearly shite. They (or their agents) must have known what they were getting into, and still did it anyway.