The Bar Opens: The pianist plays while the head waiter takes measurements... Mobile Idiocy: Two old friends meet and exchange memoirs, but the conversations are conducted with a third person... and a fourth and fifth, for that matter. New Plans: A discreet hint to those in power that the country's intelligentsia may be found in bus shelters—at least for a while longer... God Created Gombert: The "real" creation story, including... see more