Don (the deeply disturbed Billy Haloran of Coppola’s Dementia 13) and his youth group planning a "jalopy raid" to bring wayward souls to their next church party complete with cool, not-at-all-stupid activities like egg races and playing ping-pong using only your breath. "A jalopy raid?" says one hesitant hoodlum, "How corny can you get!" Agreed, greaser. (As the pastor says, "It’s not easy to be a Christian...")